simulacra

1. Use Plain English.

2. Use grammatically correct English.

3. Please don’t use slang, short-hand, or SMS-speak.

4. Explain things. Assume that the person reading your report is a six-year old.

5. Please mention how often the bug occurs (always, seldom, rarely, intermittently).

6. Can you reliably re-create the situation that leads-up to the bug? If so, please list down the steps, in detail.

Thanks for listening.